quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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