need another drink. this is the easiest way
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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