First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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