let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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