Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize