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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
