he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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