Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Life is so much better after having sex.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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