I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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