I just made out with a guy for $7.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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