And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
