the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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