is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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