Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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