I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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