My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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