I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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