His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I had to cum in my sink.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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