I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
This gyro tastes like lonliness
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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