You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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