: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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