I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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