My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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