When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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