Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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