i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
