girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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