I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
