Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You took a bar mat shot.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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