Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my shit smells like andre
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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