ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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