I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
operation harelip BJ is a go
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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