nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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