okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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