She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
its not stalking. its research.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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