Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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