my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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