Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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