all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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