So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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