We're facebook friends in real life
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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