Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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