but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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