Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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