legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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