I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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