Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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