Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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