I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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