He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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