He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he laminated a picture of his dick.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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