That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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