we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
