Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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