you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
nutella sex= disaster
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
