He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
