these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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