don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
That accounts for only three of the penises
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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