i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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