So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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